K and I had planned a long and involved ravishment scene tonight. I was really looking forward to it. Then I got cramps. “Long and involved” does not go well with cramps. Very disappointing.
A few hours ago, K asked me if I wanted to have sex. Well yes of course I did; I nearly always want to have sex, and nothing is better for cramps. How did I want to do it? he asked. “Vanilla”, rough, ravishing? I told him so long as his penis was in my vagina, I’d leave the rest up to him. He chose ravishment.
He threw me down on the bed and held me while I struggled. He was rough, and I encouraged him to be more rough — as rough as he could get. (He’s always very careful not to harm me, and of course we always play with safewords.) I was begging him to stop, he was pulling my hair and smacking me, it was intense and hot and orgasmic.
I actually succeeded in pushing K out of me, but he got back in quickly. At which point he said, “your rape will now recommence.”
I cracked up. I could not stop laughing. He started laughing too. I told him he’d have to smack me around some more to stop me from laughing so much. He obliged, and eventually we got back in the mood.
Until I stole his glasses.
Sex is THE BEST cure for cramps! In fact it’s the only thing I’ve come across that works every time. [Well except for ...]
I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s occasionally silly and playful during sex. It drives my boy to distraction, but I love to laugh. And sex is an AWESOME cure for cramps. ^_^
The things that some good, adult playtime could cure is impressive.
It can cure my headaches, so I’ve never understood the “not tonight, dear, I have a headache” excuse because I don’t work that way. Hee!
I love being playful with my lovers. Being physically intimate should be fun.
This post is as funny as it is sexy… great combo!