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Please Find or Make Me This Porn

I need a porn, consisting of one woman and one man (so I can pretend to be the woman) in which:

1) The people are really and truly enjoying themselves.
2) The woman receives at least as much oral sex as the man. I love dicks, but I’m sick of them being the sexual focus of everything.
2a) No choking on dicks. I keep thinking the woman is going to puke — not something I find sexy. At all.
3) No anal, and definitely no rimming, it grosses me out. Nothing wrong with it, but it’s not my thing.
4) No fisting, it scares the bejeezus out of me. Again, nothing wrong with it, but it’s not my thing.
5) The man’s penis isn’t the size of an oboe. If I want to fantasize about being the woman in the scene, I do NOT want to be distracted by imagining an 8-inch dick going into me. Massive, massive turn-off.
6) I’d like to be able to hear what they’re actually saying, and I’d like it not to be “fuck” every second word.

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